But I’m afraid when I hear stories
About a husband and wife
There’s no happy endings
June 2013
yzma:
seriously if i have kids and take them to disneyland with me they are going to have to keep the fuck up with me because i am riding every ride twice and i’m not stopping for any lost children
I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am
it’s never too early to roll up a joint
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
